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Poster: L.A. Women Date: Oct 14, 2007 12:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: noisecollector this is tt! this last stop on the voyage from here you will need no return postcard

if you listen to this dark star all the way throguh I SWEAR TO YOU it will make you cry tears of joy but you must have patience

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Poster: L.A. Women Date: Oct 14, 2007 12:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: noisecollector this is tt! this last stop on the voyage from here you will need no return postcard

today i ate 3 hot dogs and 2 burgers and my sweat stinks of something fierce

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Poster: NoiseCollector Date: Oct 14, 2007 12:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: I will have to stop the dark star before the garden gnome song comes on

I AM IN THE DARKSTAR... please don't let Saint Garden gnome in though... I hate thinking of little ceramic jerry in tolkien garb skipping through my underwear garden. I used to bring things to throw at concerts... I realise it was wrong so:

Billy Squire, I am sorry I hit you with a tennis ball but you were dancing around too flippingly.

Jeff Healy, sorry you never saw that penny coming, I was saving it for yngwie but got too drunk.

Kirk Hammet, you threw a cup of water on me and doused my last few ciggarettes with your backwash... that is why I waited for you to start your solo before strategically placing my soggy wrenched butts in between your guitar strings.

And lastly, Stephen Pearcy from Ratt, I do not regret hitting you with a golf ball asshole.

Ok now that I am all forgiven and forgiving, back to this dark star... it's kinda breaking down on me now, maybe a pinch of baking soda and some lemone juice will reconstitute it... here it comes... build up time... ok guitars... ok it's not just space...

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Poster: NoiseCollector Date: Oct 14, 2007 12:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: noisecollector this is tt! this last stop on the voyage from here you will need no return postcard

And that is how i picture an anonymoius group of los angelinas... well not exactly.... I have them performing meat puppetry acrobatics with my larynx and vesticular appendages wrapped in susan seran wrapden. WE ARE ON OUR OWN, yeah we heard you asshole... ok switching now. Oh wait the little triumphant chord progression... kinda regal like the paparotzi chasing doodoo fez and lady Beckstrum through stock footage of my dangling my shoe over a cliff...